The following people are to report to their local sterilization chamber:
- Anyone who finds "Deal or No Deal" to be a compelling and valuable entertainment experience, and who had nothing better to do with that particular half hour of their life.
- The guys at the gym who spit out their gum in the urinals. There is one of two things happening here. First, you may be physically unable to urinate and chew gum at the same time. While urinating, your mouth involuntarily opens and the gums falls out. Second, you may be doing it on purpose -- as if the guy cleaning the urinal doesn't already have the crappiest job imaginable, you need to make it worse? Either way, your offspring are not welcome.
- Anyone who doesn't understand "Deal or No Deal", what with all that math stuff.